There's a new term getting used by the cool kids: "67" What does this nonsense meme mean? More close to home, what does it mean when labs ask for Six Sigma metrics without defining any of the details?
The strange internet thing of the year 2025 appears to be “six-seven.” Dictionary.com has named it the word (?) of the year for 2025. What does 67 mean? https://www.merriam-webster.com/slang/six-seven None of us oldsters know, and perhaps that is the point. A younger generation, however, is shouting out “6-7!” whenever they come across it in their math class.
Since it appears to mean almost anything, I’m going to steal it and associate it with a new phenomenon I’ve encountered several times this year in the laboratory world: asking for Six Sigma metrics without knowing anything about them.
In my work, I am sometimes involved in creating, mediating, or responding to RFPs from hospital groups seeking new instrumentation. One of the new trends I’ve seen in 2025 is the request for analytical Sigma metrics. “Show us your metrics,” orders the bid. But there is an appalling lack of specificity about those metrics.
Different answers to these questions will generate different Sigma metrics. Failure to specify these conditions leaves the door open to manipulation. Given the obvious pressure to achieve Six Sigma, manufacturers will be sorely tempted to pick and choose the specifics so that their methods come out best. Like any statistic, when the stakes are high, don’t be surprised is someone games the system, torturing the numbers until Six Sigma is achieved. I’ve already seen incredible claims being put forth, without any real evidence to back them up.
In other words, that 6 Sigma metric you see could actually be 3 Sigma, or 2 Sigma, or even 7 Sigma, under different circumstances.
We advise every lab that is seeking Six Sigma metrics to spell out their requirements/conditions. And we advise every vendor that submits Sigma metric data to be as transparent as possible, showing all the work, all the choices being made, all the references. Make it so transparent that the lab in question can double-check your work – they can gather all the inputs and run the calculations themselves and get the same answers. For labs that are suspicious of the numbers being given to them by vendors, I encourage them to reach out to other current customers of the method or instrument. Get real-world performance data from a lab, unmediated by the manufacturer. Again, that allows you to run the numbers honestly and independently, using the goals and conditions that are relevant to you.
If we don’t apply this rigor, the analytical Sigma metric will be just like every other abused statistic, one that’s impossible to trust, because the underlying data is missing. And you won’t know your 6’s from your 7’s.